A mélange of programming, music, pretentious egotism, boredom, and rambling.Tumblr (3.0; @raccoonkhadafi)http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyab3fUtI11qzxn8no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/16391386812http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/16391386812Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:59:38 -0500raccoontattoo<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m5rlTrdF5Cs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15807670150http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15807670150Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:14:27 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm8rfvi7P1qzxn8no1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Martin Van Maële’s artistic take on “The Creep”.</p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15656132770http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15656132770Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:06:00 -0500artmartin van maëlesatyr<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhr718Usm1qc7ueso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15655584466http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15655584466Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:56:02 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmy31bStFf1qizbpto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15056796360http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/15056796360Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:44:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzd1xssJD1qzxn8no1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/14986581412http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/14986581412Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:34:45 -0500Travis(21:44:19): You can turn the box off and wait 15 minutes.<br /> James Valente(21:45:43): When I hit the power button for the stb on the remote it goes to the "Starting up...one moment please" box and pressing it again brings it to the installation screen with the detailed error screen. should i use a button on the box or is one of those screens registered as off?<br /> James Valente(21:45:45): sorry<br /> Travis(21:46:05): You have to wait about 12 minutes.<br /> James Valente(21:46:27): With the box on which screen/<br /> Travis(21:48:02): Correct.<br /> Travis(21:48:18): The box has not finished the activation.<br /> James Valente(21:49:52): But which of the two screens do I have it on? Currently it's on the blue screen that says "Verizon FiO TV Installation" with sections like RF Check, IP Check, Initialization, Services, etc. If I hit STB power on the remote it goes to a red "Starting up...One Moment Please" screen. Which of the two should it be on while I am waiting?<br /> Travis(21:50:17): Please turn the box off.<br /> James Valente(21:50:37): Via the remote or button on the front?<br /> James Valente(21:50:45): Remote just switches between those two when i try to power it off<br /> Travis(21:51:16): The box will go off/on during the activation.<br /> Travis(21:51:21): You have to wait.<br /> James Valente(21:51:46): How do i know which of two screens is off I'm asking<br /> Travis(21:52:01): Neither.<br /> James Valente(21:52:14): Then how do i turn it off?<br /> James Valente(21:52:19): Unplug it?<br /> Travis(21:52:24): Please wait.<br /> Travis(21:52:29): Do not unplug it please<br /> Travis(21:52:35): The box is activating.<br /> Travis(21:52:45): It will take a few minutes.<br /> Travis(21:52:50): Do not touch the box please<br /> James Valente(21:52:55): So don't turn it off?<br /> Travis(21:53:00): Nohttp://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/13618754011http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/13618754011Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:04:29 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludm5hfG0I1qc96sso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.chicchameleon.tumblr.com/post/13167088313/for-my-boyfriend">chicchameleon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For my boyfriend.</p> </blockquote> <p>:3</p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/13318881053http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/13318881053Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:16:06 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgiqjHr521qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgiqjHr521qzrlhgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/12451542864http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/12451542864Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:34:53 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9lewyqqe1qzxn8no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/12445544298http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/12445544298Sun, 06 Nov 2011 19:30:32 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt52d1gbQY1qdlnlno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/11834800752http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/11834800752Sun, 23 Oct 2011 17:15:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqi3jwz3zc1qzxn8no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What dipshit made the original?</p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9385605013http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9385605013Thu, 25 Aug 2011 16:28:44 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgavbobID1qzxn8no1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9346484972http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9346484972Wed, 24 Aug 2011 17:11:35 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1xdszEMr1qega85o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahraccoons.tumblr.com/post/9129028960">fuckyeahraccoons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theyllfallasleepwithoutyou.tumblr.com/post/9024352087">theyllfallasleepwithoutyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Raccoons scare me shitless.</p> </blockquote> <p>I like the mystery and surreal feel to this.</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9133149325http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9133149325Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:00:58 -0400raccoonsnighthollyjade<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1rohdvag1qzxn8no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This bird was on Groupon<span> </span>. :3</p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9019200516http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9019200516Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:50:40 -0400birdiebirdgroupon<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1dhwUv1b1qzxn8no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>For those of those who don’t frequent reddit, this is generally what a front page submission consists of.</p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9006570007http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/9006570007Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:44:00 -0400redditrage comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq06bjlxCt1qzxn8no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8983572619http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8983572619Tue, 16 Aug 2011 00:11:43 -0400hedgehog<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpuegxxsjr1qa9armo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shirtoid.tumblr.com/post/8845473729">shirtoid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a title="Raccoon Police Dept." href="http://shirtoid.com/44564/raccoon-police-dept/">Raccoon Police Dept.</a> available at <a title="Raccoon Police Dept." href="http://shirtoid.com/r/raccoon-police-dept-theodorezirinis-redbubble">RedBubble</a></p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8921473632http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8921473632Sun, 14 Aug 2011 17:21:19 -0400biohazardfilmgaminggunmovieraccoonRaccoon Police DepartmentResident EvilTeo ZirinistheodorezirinisumbrellaUmbrella Corporationvideo game<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkpt3dtDQ1qbvaudo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I’m always afraid this is gonna happen if my girlfriend’s cat is in the room.</p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8911651879http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8911651879Sun, 14 Aug 2011 13:01:00 -0400catsdave francomy gifsjamie-lynn sigler<p><img height="290" width="352" src="http://i.imgur.com/H3fAZ.gif" align="middle"/></p>http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8897759427http://tumblr.jmvalente.com/post/8897759427Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:53:00 -0400